youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
For Those Confused About John Hurt.
thefirstprospect: “What I did was in the name of peace and sanity.” “I know. But not in the name of the Doctor.” Guys. It’s not 12. It’s 8.5. 11 knows who this is. It’s gotta be the Doctor who ended the time war. The disowned Doctor because he committed the acts that scarred 9 and 10 so deeply. Also. John Hurt + Matt Smith = John Smith.
waywardwanders: finitecas: dear doctor who fandom we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying we’re here for you with love, the supernatural fandom the sherlock fandom basically is the floor at this point
Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
rnph: there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
chickenmcnope: rnackenzie: i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it A Pizza Hut
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
dyeric: let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.
sugarpuf: hot middle aged dads need to stop
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
drunktrophywife: you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no